Thursday, October 04, 2018

Memories of Roy Jones #5


Back in the late 1920's and early 1930's the crowd from Reynolds and Butler got together and decided they wanted to go Mammoth Cave in Virginia.   I don’t know why they picked that site but it was a popular attraction.   They decided to pay Mr. Hoke’s way to provide the entertainment.   They rented an old school bus.   Thelmon Jarrell, a very honorable person, reported that the first night they spent the night in Roswell, Georgia.   A few wanted to take a drink even though it was Prohibition.   They found a source and the two who went for it was Mr. Earl Marshall and Mr. Hoke.   They went to the man’s still and he was selling five gallons.   Mr. Marshall wore a glove over his left hand that I believe was stepped on when he was a boy.   Mr. Hoke said that a moonshiner shot it off at the last still we raided.   The man tore out through the woods.   They brought back the five gallons without paying for it.

Mr. Thelmon told another story that when they got to Petersburg, Virginia, Mr. Hoke decided he needed a new pair of shoes.   They went into a nice, big store and a young man waited on him.   Mr. Hoke said he wanted a new pair of shoes and the man asked him what size.   Mr. Hoke said “Don’t ask me my size with as many pairs of shoes that I have bought here.”  The man determined the size and everything the salesman said Mr. Hoke would scream familiarity with the store.  The salesman must not have been with the store very long and was sure Mr. Hoke was a regular customer.   After picking out the shoes the salesman asked how he wanted to pay for it.  Mr. Hoke replied to charge it to my account like you always do.   Yes sir was the reply.   I’m sure they had a meeting at the back of the store to see who to the charge the shoes to.

They continued to Mammoth Cave with a guide leading them.   Mr. Hoke started talking louder and louder.  His stories were more interesting than the guide’s and people started following Mr. Hoke around.
 
I saw Mr. Hoke one Saturday afternoon.  He was auctioning off the estate and mules of Mr. Wes who had passed away.   It was a big mule estate and Mr. Wes had been a big mule dealer.   Mr. Hoke was making a pretty good spiel like he knew all of the mules.   When it got to the bidding, he would point to the section that I was in.   I don’t think anybody around where I was sitting was bidding – I think he was getting a man to bid against himself.

Mr. Hoke could tell a story and you could just see it.   It could’ve happened or might not have happened – you just didn’t know.   He told me he went to the post office one morning and saw Dr. Fickling, the dentist.  Dr. Fickling said that his car wouldn’t start that morning and asked  about taking Mr. Hoke’s truck to push him off.  We rode down there and Dr. Fickling had a Model A with two seats and a rumble seat.   We went to push him off and I put the car onto the highway going to Oglethorpe.   I was in the truck behind him and hadn’t pushed him far before we couldn’t keep up.  He started waving for me to quit pushing – he was going pretty good.  We got across the creek and I couldn’t keep up with him.   I lost him at the hill by the James Rick’s place.  His foot feed had gotten stuck and I don’t know when he realized that it was the accelerator, not me, pushing him.

I never heard about Mr. Hoke paying but one bill and that was to the Ford Motor Company.   Being a mechanic, he had to pay them.   They would give you a receipt that was exactly the same size of a check and looked like one too.   A.J. Payne, the owner, would sign it.   Mr. Hoke would pay his bill and once gave that the receipt to Mr. Willis, who didn’t have much education and who ran a fish market in Butler.   Mr. Hoke said he wanted $4.00 of fish and they were weighed.  Mr. Willis came down to him later and said “Son, you’re $4.00 short on your education.”         
 
Once he was dealing with Thurman Whatley.   Thurman said “Hoke, you bragged about sneaking out the cloak room of school one day and that the teachers never missed you.”  Hoke replied that yeah, that was him.   Thurman said the lesson that day was “Don’t sell anything to Hoke McDaniel on credit”.   You missed that lesson but I didn’t.

One of the stories that has been repeated involves the barber shop.   Before World War II the barber shop was the social scene for the men.   The only razors were straight razors.   The men would have their shaving done at the barber shop.   The razors were four to five inches long and as straight as they could be.   It would be sharpened against a belt.  The barber shop in Reynolds had three chairs.  Facing the barber chairs were a line of captain chairs with cushions.   These would always be full.   Men would come in for a shave and haircut and just sit and talk.  In the back was a shoeshine – he kept a boy there.   A door went to three or four showers that you could pay for.   The barber would furnish the washing, towel and soap.   I forget the price.   I used the one in Butler because it came in handy when you didn’t have time to go home to shower.   The barber shop stayed open until 12:00 midnight.   I bet it was a blessing for people that didn’t have running water.   A lot of homes didn’t have bathrooms back then.

One Saturday night at the barber shop in Reynolds a hobo came in.   Most people my age have seen thousands of hobos.   There would be more people between the railroad cars and in the box cars than there would be riding the passenger train.  That was during the depression.   They would get off and try to find something to eat.   I remember Mr. Flowers, whose house was close to downtown, telling me that once his mother fed over 20 hobos.

This particular hobo came in a 9:00 or 10:00 at night.   He told Mr. Jim, the barber, that he didn’t have a penny to his name but his hair is so long and he feels self-conscious about it.  Would there be any way in the world that he could get a haircut?  Mr. Jim said “I’ll cut it – do you have any clean clothes?”  The hobo replied that he had just washed his other set in a stream near Columbus.   The hobo pointed to his sack on a stick that held the clothes.  Mr. Jim told him to take a bath and put on his clean clothes.  By that time he should be caught up and give him a haircut.   After the man came out of the shower with his clean clothes, Mr. Jim asked him when he last had something to eat.  The hobo replied that he hadn’t had anything today but he ate at noon the previous day at the soup line in Columbus.  It wasn’t a few minutes when Harry Powell came in.  Harry ran the meat market and café.  It was one of the few places that had both.   The café was in the back.  He would cut the meat up front while you observed from the café.  Mr. Jim explained that the hobo hadn’t had anything to eat.   All of the Powells have a reputation of being big-hearted and Mr. Harry said there was no law that said he couldn’t open back up and let him eat all he can eat.  The man went with Harry and left his belongings.   When he returned he made a speech about how this was the finest town he had ever been in.   He came in dirty, hungry and needing a haircut.  These people cleaned him and fed him.  He felt so bad for that he had to catch a freight train and get all dirty again but he had to get to Macon.  Mr. Hoke McDaniel immediately stated that a man wasn’t going to ride in any freight cars as long as he was running the passenger trains.  He pulled out an envelope and wrote “Mr. Conductor, please pass this man as far as Macon.   Hoke McDaniel, V.P.” 

Now Hoke McDaniel was not part of any railroad that I know of but he was one of the best comedians that ever lived.   Had he lived in Hollywood, he would get awards for best writer, actor and director all in one.  The hobo made another speech about how he couldn’t believe what had happened to him in a place like Reynolds.  What the hobo didn’t know is that a few of the men in the barber shop that night had never seen a man get thrown off of a train.  They decided that it would be fun to see one tonight.   The train from Columbus to Macon didn’t come through until about 4:30 to 5:00 in the morning which would put you in Macon at daybreak.  So they sat up with the man all night.  They met the train and the hobo got on and sat by a window so he could wave goodbye.  The train started off.   The three observers waiting for the train to come to a stop, but it never did.  They thought that was the last of it.

 Mr. Falcon, who lived in Butler, was a conductor on the Central Georgia Railroad.   Someone saw him in Butler the next week and Mr. Falcon said to get the word to Hoke McDaniel that he was never to give another pass on the Central Georgia Railroad.  The conductor said that he hadn’t checked the tickets until they had gotten to the Reynolds swamp.  He couldn’t stop the train there and put the man off.  Besides he couldn’t put a man off that was crazy enough to believe that Hoke McDaniel owned the Central Georgia Railroad.

Colonel Lunsford worked for the court in Butler and was on the way to work when he saw Hoke standing by his house outside of Reynolds with tears running down his face.   Colonel Lunsford immediately stopped and asked what was wrong.   Hoke replied that he had just lost his youngest daughter.   Colonel Lunsford hopped out of his car and took Hoke by the shoulders and said that he was so sorry.  Did she die suddenly?  Hoke replied that she hadn’t died – she had just gotten on that old yellow bus and that when they do that they are gone forever.  He started crying again.  I guess he wasn’t always joking.
 
....to be continued.
 
Recordings of Roy Jones. Transcribed by his daughter , Harriet Jones Geesey.

 

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