Thursday, August 14, 2008

The Clock is Ticking

It may be time for you white folks out there to throw away your condoms and birth control pills. My wife had her oven removed several years ago so I won’t be able to personally do anything to help out in this upcoming crisis. But the rest of you married white folks need to dim the lights and put on some soft music.

I read today that in 34 years the population of non Hispanic whites will drop below 50% of the US Population. Today we represent two-thirds of the population. And that, my friends, means that white folks will be the minority.

There will be 33% Hispanics, 15% African American, 9% Asian, 2% American Indians and Alaska Natives. The Latino’s must be spending much more time in the unprotected bedroom than the rest of us because their population is expected to triple during those 34 years. I would assume immigration (legal and illegal) contributes to the Hispanic explosion but from what I read the main culprit is birth rate minus death rate. That means they are young and they are fertile.

Maybe white folks should start being charged a special use tax on condoms and birth control pills. If it doesn’t slow down use then at least we could reduce the national debt. There should also be a new law that a white woman has to be at least 65 years of age before she can have a hysterectomy.

Some of you remember the days when grandma announced to her grandchildren at the Thanksgiving gathering that she and grandpa had just found out they are having another baby. We need more white pregnant grandmas. Our quivers are much too empty.

The white man by the name of James Trojan invented the condom. I forgot the white man’s name that invented the birth control pill and I am also sure a white doctor performed the first hysterectomy.

Sounds like the white man’s brilliance is about to come back to haunt us.

If we don’t start having lots of babies, the Star Spangled Banner really will begin with, “Jose, can you see…”

Guys, cut the computer off and go find your wife.

The clock is ticking.


Butler T. Reynolds said...

Ben Franklin himself was worried about the swarthy Europeans that were entering the country in his day. This included the Germans, Italians, French, Russians, Spaniards and Swedes.

One of the funniest things I've ever seen occurred when I was riding on MARTA one evening after work. A couple of black folks were sitting in front of me. Not far away were some Mexicans riding on the train speaking Spanish. One black guy looks at the other and says, "Look at that. They're taking over!"

Here's an excerpt of an article from a couple of years ago by Reason Magazine's David Weigel:

It's disturbing, but it won't last long. Paranoid screeds against immigrants and their high-powered loins have penetrated every border "crisis" in American history. Gilded Age Californians raged against Chinese immigrants who wanted to steal enticing American jobs like rail-splitting and retail laundry services. "The Chinese Empire contains 600,000,000 inhabitants," read an 1878 Knights of Labor leaflet. "The supply of these men is inexhaustible." When Bill O'Reilly's forebears were streaming over from Ireland, groups with names like "Supreme Order of the Star-Spangled Banner" railed against these redheaded runts, many of them conceived in the "legalized Sodoms" and "Popish brothels" described by the reformed priest William Hogan in his nativist tract Auricular Confession and Popish Nunneries.

Back in 2002, the Public Policy Institute of California found that Hispanic families had fewer and fewer kids as they assimilated into American culture. First-generation American Hispanics had three children per family, but the second and third generations had only two—about as many as black and non-Hispanic white families tend to have. If this is an invasion, the Mexican army has some severe morale problems.

Nativists have been wrong before. They'll be wrong again. And they're hilariously wrong right now.

Read the whole article here:

Anonymous said...

A three family apartment house was devestated by a fire. A Black family lived on the first floor, a Hispanic family lived on the second floor, and a White family lived on the third floor. Only the white family survived. Our next President, Obama,wondered why! The answer was obvious, the White family was at work. This senario could also play into your white population dilema.

Judy S said...

All jokes aside, this is serious. We are fast becoming the minority. Everyone needs to register to vote if your not registered and get out to vote. We need to elect people who will stand up and fight for us. McCain was not my first choice, but now is the only choice. Please, everyone who reads this be sure to vote and make sure that you take 10 people to the polls if they are voting for the right people. Remember vote Republican on Nov 4 and Democrat on Nov 11.

Anonymous said...

i think if we white men were allowed to have 2 wives this could be solved faster.....

Anonymous said...

Using a condom is like taking a shower with your socks on.

Anonymous said...

This was a good one.... Comments and all.

steve said...

You've got to be taught
To hate and fear,
You've got to be taught
From year to year,
It's got to be drummed
In your dear little ear
You've got to be carefully taught.

You've got to be taught to be afraid
Of people whose eyes are oddly made,
And people whose skin is a different shade,
You've got to be carefully taught.

You've got to be taught before it's too late,
Before you are six or seven or eight,
To hate all the people your relatives hate,
You've got to be carefully taught!