Thursday, August 14, 2008
The Clock is Ticking
It may be time for you white folks out there to throw away your condoms and birth control pills. My wife had her oven removed several years ago so I won’t be able to personally do anything to help out in this upcoming crisis. But the rest of you married white folks need to dim the lights and put on some soft music.
I read today that in 34 years the population of non Hispanic whites will drop below 50% of the US Population. Today we represent two-thirds of the population. And that, my friends, means that white folks will be the minority.
There will be 33% Hispanics, 15% African American, 9% Asian, 2% American Indians and Alaska Natives. The Latino’s must be spending much more time in the unprotected bedroom than the rest of us because their population is expected to triple during those 34 years. I would assume immigration (legal and illegal) contributes to the Hispanic explosion but from what I read the main culprit is birth rate minus death rate. That means they are young and they are fertile.
Maybe white folks should start being charged a special use tax on condoms and birth control pills. If it doesn’t slow down use then at least we could reduce the national debt. There should also be a new law that a white woman has to be at least 65 years of age before she can have a hysterectomy.
Some of you remember the days when grandma announced to her grandchildren at the Thanksgiving gathering that she and grandpa had just found out they are having another baby. We need more white pregnant grandmas. Our quivers are much too empty.
The white man by the name of James Trojan invented the condom. I forgot the white man’s name that invented the birth control pill and I am also sure a white doctor performed the first hysterectomy.
Sounds like the white man’s brilliance is about to come back to haunt us.
If we don’t start having lots of babies, the Star Spangled Banner really will begin with, “Jose, can you see…”
Guys, cut the computer off and go find your wife.
The clock is ticking.